The Truth About Global Warming

It is the time to give thanks, so I thought I would add a new twist to the discussion of global warming.

Ready?

I am a healthy red-blooded American male, and on behalf of all red-blooded American males (and even males from other fine countries) I have found a reason to be thankful for global warming.

As you can see, global warming has been reducing the size of women's underwear for more than a century. Not only does this ABSOLUTELY PROVE that global warming exists, but it also proves that global warming gives us something to be thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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Signed,
Chad Stone
Middle-Aged Babe Magnet