Sunday, November 11, 2012
The Best and Worst Pickup Lines Ever (Part 1)
So I thought it was time to find out from you--and all of your single friends--if there is such a thing as THE BEST PICKUP LINE EVER. And, while we're at it, let's also find out what's THE WORST PICKUP LINE EVER.
Here in America, we love to vote. We just voted for president. That's important, for sure. But now it's time to focus that election furvor on something even more controversial than voting for president. Now it's time to vote for pickup lines. And I invite the rest of the world to join in. This vote goes beyond the imaginary lines that separate countries. This is so important that we will exclude no one. If you live anywhere on Planet Earth, you are eligible to vote in this election.
(Cue the uplifting music)
Pickup lines are a time-tested tradition in the world of men meeting women. For thousands of years, single men have been walking up to single women that they do not know and saying the magic words that might capture the favorable attention of the women.
For the first time in history, through the power of the Internet, now we can take a worldwide poll on the World Wide Web and find out, once and for all, which is The Best Pickup Line Ever and which is The Worst Pickup Line Ever.
In ROUND ONE, please vote for your favorite line and your least favorite line. Here they are:
1. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out.
2. Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
3. A girl as beautiful as you shouldn't go out alone. Let me take you home.
4. If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harrass you.
PLEASE SEND A LINK TO THIS POST TO YOUR FRIENDS AND TO EVERYONE ON THE PLANET. LET'S GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO VOTE IN THIS VERY IMPORTANT ELECTION! THEN COME BACK NEXT WEEK TO VOTE IN ROUND TWO.
May the pickup lines be with you.
Chad Stone is the author of Confessions of a Middle-Aged Babe Magnet. Please Like the book on Facebook.