Sunday, August 19, 2012
The Lighter Side of Marriage
Traditionally, the goal of a romantic partnership has been marriage, and for millions of singles and couples that’s still the goal. Marriage is one of society’s most respected institutions, but it also presents some of the most challenging experiences any of us will ever face. Perhaps that’s why a healthy, happy and successful marriage is celebrated by husband, wife, family and friends.
Today, more than ever, a sense of humor is an important component of a healthy and happy marriage. So I share with you these quotes about marriage (many of which apply just as well to any romantic partnership.) I hope you receive them in the spirit of joy, love, hope and laughter with which they are intended.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Unknown
I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -- Rita Rudner
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. -- Judith Viorst
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. -- Bill Cosby
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
Why does a woman work 10 years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? -- Barbra Streisand
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. -- Mignon McLaughlin
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.-- Adela Rogers St. John
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.-- H. L. Mencken
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. -- Henny Youngman
We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love. -- Gene Perret
This is Chad Stone, author of Confessions of a Middle-Aged Babe Magnet, signing off.